Friday April 29, 2011

"What fat roll? I don't see a fat roll. You are a lying ass, Wolfie."

Thursday April 28, 2011

"A little to the left...lower...no, higher....oh, yeah, right there"

Wednesday April 27, 2011

"Don't judge."

Tuesday April 26, 2011

"Seriously, do you think you could be quiet? I had too much catnip last night. And no, hair of the dog is not going to help. The dog smells disgusting."

Monday April 25, 2011

"I'm sorry, were you trying to work?"

(this is an old picture, when Ollie was of normal size)

Friday April 22, 2011

"Hand over the club sandwich, and no one gets hurt."

Thursday April 21, 2011

"I have to say, I am not a fan of this Stilton. I really prefer something with less bite. Especially given your taste in wine."

Wednesday April 20, 2011

"Hold still, Dammit!"

(from when Ollie was normal-sized. He was about 1 month old)

Tuesday April 19, 2011

"I'm not saying they're not delicious. I'm just saying that I prefer mine baked rather than poached is all."

Monday April 18, 2011

"Dude....Dude....can you get me some twinkies?"

Friday April 15, 2011

"Can I not even get a nap without you shoving that camera in my face?"

Thursday April 14, 2011

"A little privacy, PLEASE. And stop telling your friends that your cat is so fat he doesn't even fit in his litter box, I can fit, I just choose not to."

Wednesday April 13, 2011

"It's mine, all MINE! Bwhahahaha!!!"