Tuesday May 10, 2011

"Dirty paw prints in the bathtub? I don't even know how you could accuse me of such a thing."

Monday May 9, 2011

"I don't know what you are talking about. I am completely hidden under the chair. I am in stealth mode."

Friday May 6, 2011

"When I get out of here, you are going to be in trouble!"

Thursday May 5, 2011

Wolfie Says "Seriously? You are supposed to be some kind of evil genius? You just got your head stuck in a rolled up carpet. Your head. Stuck. Idiot."

Wednesday May 4, 2011

"I have slain the dragon!!!"

Tuesday May 3, 2011

"Spaz, you are IN MY SPOT. I am going to have to ask that you vacate immediately or suffer the consequences."

Monday May 2, 2011

"Ah, yes, my good man...Sir Oliver Baconslice here. Pleasure to meet you. Might I ask if I could avail myself of your thumbs? You see...there is a box of cookies in the other room...."