Monday May 23, 2011

"No, really. I'm pretty sure that this one goes over here. Well, fine then, do it your way, but don't come asking me for help when you can't connect."

Friday May 20, 2011

"I just can't deal with you and your nonsense right now."

Thursday May 19, 2011

"Get.....this.....damn.....collar.....off me."

Wednesday May 18, 2011

"You know, you shouldn't call your husband fat. Wait, what do you mean you were talking to ME? I am so peeing in one of your shoes later."

Tuesday May 17, 2011

"Get back here! I'm not done talking to you yet!"

Monday May 16, 2011

"Monday."

Wednesday May 11, 2011

"Of course it wasn't me who knocked over the plants while you were at work. Maybe someone broke in and did it. BTW, they peed in the big one while they were here. Just FYI."