Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday May 23, 2011

"No, really. I'm pretty sure that this one goes over here. Well, fine then, do it your way, but don't come asking me for help when you can't connect."

Friday, May 20, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday May 18, 2011

"You know, you shouldn't call your husband fat. Wait, what do you mean you were talking to ME? I am so peeing in one of your shoes later."

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wednesday May 11, 2011

"Of course it wasn't me who knocked over the plants while you were at work. Maybe someone broke in and did it. BTW, they peed in the big one while they were here. Just FYI."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tuesday May 10, 2011

"Dirty paw prints in the bathtub? I don't even know how you could accuse me of such a thing."

Monday, May 9, 2011

Monday May 9, 2011

"I don't know what you are talking about. I am completely hidden under the chair. I am in stealth mode."

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thursday May 5, 2011

Wolfie Says "Seriously? You are supposed to be some kind of evil genius? You just got your head stuck in a rolled up carpet. Your head. Stuck. Idiot."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tuesday May 3, 2011

"Spaz, you are IN MY SPOT. I am going to have to ask that you vacate immediately or suffer the consequences."

Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday May 2, 2011

"Ah, yes, my good man...Sir Oliver Baconslice here. Pleasure to meet you. Might I ask if I could avail myself of your thumbs? You see...there is a box of cookies in the other room...."