Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday May 23, 2011

"No, really. I'm pretty sure that this one goes over here. Well, fine then, do it your way, but don't come asking me for help when you can't connect."

Friday, May 20, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday May 18, 2011

"You know, you shouldn't call your husband fat. Wait, what do you mean you were talking to ME? I am so peeing in one of your shoes later."

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wednesday May 11, 2011

"Of course it wasn't me who knocked over the plants while you were at work. Maybe someone broke in and did it. BTW, they peed in the big one while they were here. Just FYI."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tuesday May 10, 2011

"Dirty paw prints in the bathtub? I don't even know how you could accuse me of such a thing."

Monday, May 9, 2011

Monday May 9, 2011

"I don't know what you are talking about. I am completely hidden under the chair. I am in stealth mode."

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thursday May 5, 2011

Wolfie Says "Seriously? You are supposed to be some kind of evil genius? You just got your head stuck in a rolled up carpet. Your head. Stuck. Idiot."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tuesday May 3, 2011

"Spaz, you are IN MY SPOT. I am going to have to ask that you vacate immediately or suffer the consequences."

Monday, May 2, 2011

Monday May 2, 2011

"Ah, yes, my good man...Sir Oliver Baconslice here. Pleasure to meet you. Might I ask if I could avail myself of your thumbs? You see...there is a box of cookies in the other room...."

Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday April 29, 2011

"What fat roll? I don't see a fat roll. You are a lying ass, Wolfie."

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Thursday April 28, 2011

"A little to the, higher....oh, yeah, right there"

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tuesday April 26, 2011

"Seriously, do you think you could be quiet? I had too much catnip last night. And no, hair of the dog is not going to help. The dog smells disgusting."

Monday, April 25, 2011

Monday April 25, 2011

"I'm sorry, were you trying to work?"

(this is an old picture, when Ollie was of normal size)

Friday, April 22, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Thursday April 21, 2011

"I have to say, I am not a fan of this Stilton. I really prefer something with less bite. Especially given your taste in wine."

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wednesday April 20, 2011

"Hold still, Dammit!"

(from when Ollie was normal-sized. He was about 1 month old)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tuesday April 19, 2011

"I'm not saying they're not delicious. I'm just saying that I prefer mine baked rather than poached is all."

Monday, April 18, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Friday April 15, 2011

"Can I not even get a nap without you shoving that camera in my face?"

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thursday April 14, 2011

"A little privacy, PLEASE. And stop telling your friends that your cat is so fat he doesn't even fit in his litter box, I can fit, I just choose not to."