Monday May 23, 2011

"No, really. I'm pretty sure that this one goes over here. Well, fine then, do it your way, but don't come asking me for help when you can't connect."

Friday May 20, 2011

"I just can't deal with you and your nonsense right now."

Thursday May 19, 2011

"Get.....this.....damn.....collar.....off me."

Wednesday May 18, 2011

"You know, you shouldn't call your husband fat. Wait, what do you mean you were talking to ME? I am so peeing in one of your shoes later."

Tuesday May 17, 2011

"Get back here! I'm not done talking to you yet!"

Monday May 16, 2011

"Monday."

Wednesday May 11, 2011

"Of course it wasn't me who knocked over the plants while you were at work. Maybe someone broke in and did it. BTW, they peed in the big one while they were here. Just FYI."

Tuesday May 10, 2011

"Dirty paw prints in the bathtub? I don't even know how you could accuse me of such a thing."

Monday May 9, 2011

"I don't know what you are talking about. I am completely hidden under the chair. I am in stealth mode."

Friday May 6, 2011

"When I get out of here, you are going to be in trouble!"

Thursday May 5, 2011

Wolfie Says "Seriously? You are supposed to be some kind of evil genius? You just got your head stuck in a rolled up carpet. Your head. Stuck. Idiot."

Wednesday May 4, 2011

"I have slain the dragon!!!"

Tuesday May 3, 2011

"Spaz, you are IN MY SPOT. I am going to have to ask that you vacate immediately or suffer the consequences."

Monday May 2, 2011

"Ah, yes, my good man...Sir Oliver Baconslice here. Pleasure to meet you. Might I ask if I could avail myself of your thumbs? You see...there is a box of cookies in the other room...."

Friday April 29, 2011

"What fat roll? I don't see a fat roll. You are a lying ass, Wolfie."

Thursday April 28, 2011

"A little to the left...lower...no, higher....oh, yeah, right there"

Wednesday April 27, 2011

"Don't judge."

Tuesday April 26, 2011

"Seriously, do you think you could be quiet? I had too much catnip last night. And no, hair of the dog is not going to help. The dog smells disgusting."

Monday April 25, 2011

"I'm sorry, were you trying to work?"

(this is an old picture, when Ollie was of normal size)

Friday April 22, 2011

"Hand over the club sandwich, and no one gets hurt."

Thursday April 21, 2011

"I have to say, I am not a fan of this Stilton. I really prefer something with less bite. Especially given your taste in wine."

Wednesday April 20, 2011

"Hold still, Dammit!"

(from when Ollie was normal-sized. He was about 1 month old)

Tuesday April 19, 2011

"I'm not saying they're not delicious. I'm just saying that I prefer mine baked rather than poached is all."

Monday April 18, 2011

"Dude....Dude....can you get me some twinkies?"

Friday April 15, 2011

"Can I not even get a nap without you shoving that camera in my face?"

Thursday April 14, 2011

"A little privacy, PLEASE. And stop telling your friends that your cat is so fat he doesn't even fit in his litter box, I can fit, I just choose not to."

Wednesday April 13, 2011

"It's mine, all MINE! Bwhahahaha!!!"